Who got dragged??

whole lotta people from what I have seen, mostly just haters. as usual

jankyass:

“Hello?”

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“Hi Nicki. It’s Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter of the House of Dereon aka King B aka America’s National Treasure with skin and soul as pure and as white as a fresh Winter Morning aka Sasha Fierce aka The Second Coming. How you livin’?

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“actually my name’s Ka-“

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“Listen Jessie J, I know we’ve both said and done some things we’re not proud of but I’d like to take this opportunity to extend an olive branch. You see, my Grammy warehouse is being relocated from the Cayman Islands to the large and  wide open spaces of Rihanna’s forehead, and I was wondering if maybe you’d like to house-sit some of my Grammys and maybe even keep one. How does that sound?

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“WOW! REALLY?! MY FIRST GRAMMY!? BEYONCE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE!! Except please know that my name is Ka-“

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“You’re right. I shouldn’t have and I won’t. How’s that for some Beautiful Liar shit, Bitch? Eat a dick heaux. Have fun living in Gaga’s shadow for the remaining 2 of your 15 minutes. I gotta go, we’re upgrading Blue Ivy to iOS 7 today.*click*”

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-Epilogue-

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(via cyclicaltrendz)

Wow, people are just getting dragged left and right today…

When will y’all learn?

Anonymous was like: Can you name documentaries 👑Bey has done? 

life-of-beyonce:

Year of 4 

I Am Yours

Life of Beyonce and Jay Z 

Self Titled

Driven (Part 2 / 3)

MTV Diary (Part 2 / 3)

B’day Documentary (Part 2)

+ of course you have Life Is But a Dream.

I think I’ll re-watch all of these myself :)